why monkey never go to mars?

Monkeys never go to Mars because they know it’s a waste of time! Mars is too far away, and it’s not like they can just hop on a spaceship and get there in a few minutes. Plus, it’s way too cold and there’s no air to breathe — not exactly an ideal vacation spot. Plus, there’s no signs of intelligent life down there, so what’s the point? Even if a monkey did somehow make it to Mars, it would be bored out of its mind. Fun Fact: If a monkey did make it to Mars, it would be the only non-human life form ever to do so!